This is a great way to stretch a lobster to look oober bouji.
Meat from 2 good sized lobsters
4 pieces of crisp bacon, chopped
1 TBS chopped chives
1/2 C mayo
1/2 C cream cheese
You can add in anything else you see fit (corn kernels ... mmmm, actually def do this). The only thing is that you gotta keep it suuuper chunky or else you look corny.